Heaven’s ROI is ridiculous

I’m not a religious person but from a pure investing perspective it seems ridiculous to not follow whatever rules your chosen religion has for its version heaven/afterlife.

Looking at the ROI (return on investment) you have to follow the rules or ‘be good’ for your entire conscious and finite life to receive the benefits and privileges of eternal life forever. There is no investment I’ve ever heard of that comes close to this sort of return. Be good for 120 years and get rewarded until the end of time.